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How to make fake cum?

Looking to make fake cum? We’ve got you covered! In this article, we’ll discuss several fake cum recipes, as well as discuss the different uses for this novelty product.

Why would you want to make fake cum?

Though it can just be for fun, or to use as a prank, there are several other reasons you might be searching for a great fake cum recipe.

Enjoy your kink!

If you are one of the many people who have a cum fetish, having a bottle or two of fake sperm can be a dream come true.

A normal ejaculation will produce only a teaspoon of cum, so that will hardly be enough to coat yourself in it. That’s when one of our recipes will come in handy.

Whether you’re using it alone or with a lover, it can be a highly erotic experience. You may pour it on your face, or all over your body. If you’re into bondage as well, getting tied up and blindfolded, not knowing when the fake cum will be dropped on you, may also be highly pleasurable.

When it comes to fake cum, your imagination is the limit! You won’t need multiple partners at the same time to feel yourself covered in the substance that awakens your deepest desires.

Taking pictures

If you want to make a sexy, erotic photoshoot or even a video, you could take hints from the pros and use fake cum to ensure it looks as realistic as possible.

Porn movies usually feature the money shot, that moment when the gorgeous actress is coated in cum. What they don’t usually tell you is that it’s mostly fake, especially if her face or even body ends up covered in it.

When it comes to pictures, icing will do the trick, but it won’t do you much good in a video. You’ll want to use one of our recipes or a store-bought product if you’re planning on recording yourself.

Lube up!

If you are feeling especially naughty, you could use fake cum as lube. It can be lots of fun, and quite messy, so make sure to lay out sheets beforehand.

That being said, you should be careful about the ingredients you use if you’re going to apply it to your genitals. Sugary or acidic products might affect your vaginal flora, risking a potential infection.

Make dildos seem more real

When masturbating with a dildo, you might enjoy the experience but miss the actual ejaculation.

That can be solved with a quick fake cum recipe and a squirting dildo. You can use it all by yourself, or even include it in your foreplay with your significant other. When you’re ready for that big explosion, you won’t be disappointed!


How to make fake cum: Best recipes

Sweet cum

This recipe only has three simple Ingredients: 8 oz of water, 1 teaspoon of sugar (1 and a half if you have a particularly sweet tooth), 1 tablespoon of maize starch

How to get it done?

Heat up one quarter of your water and mix it with the maize starch, making sure to stir until it’s dissolved.

Once there’s no white traces, you can add the rest of the ingredients, mixing them for a few seconds.

Then just pop it in the fridge until it’s cooled down, and you’re ready to go!

It’s important to note that though you can eat this fake cum, you should avoid using it as lube or applying it on your genitals, as you might develop infections due to its sugary content.

Fast and easy

If you want to make fake cum in under one minute, then look no further. It might not be the most realistic recipe out there, but it’ll be fun to use and not fully unpleasant to taste.

You’ll just need water and yogurt, so you probably won’t even need to head to the market.

For every cup of yogurt, add only ¼ cup of water, and mix up until it’s smooth. If the consistency doesn’t convince you, just add more water or yogurt until you’re happy with your fake cum!

As it’s just yogurt and water, you may both drink it and coat your body with it, but it’s definitely not apt for inner use. This fake cum recipe is not safe to use as lube!

Realistic-tasting cum

If you’re going for a more realistic tasting cum recipe, then this might be the right option for you.

It does contain raw egg, so make sure it’s fresh and you use it soon after using it. We recommend making a new batch after one or two days.

All you’ll need is one cup of water, one egg white, one tablespoon of either yogurt or sour cream, a bit of salt and two tablespoons of maize starch.

How to get it done?

Much as the first recipe, you’ll want to dissolve the starch in ¼ cup of warmed-up water.

Then mix the rest of your water and the salt with your preparation, and place it in a pan. Let it simmer for two minutes, stirring constantly, until you’ve got a thick liquid.

Let it cool in the fridge: this is important, as you’ll end up cooking the egg whites otherwise.

Once it’s cold, you can add the egg white and yogurt or sour cream. Add this last one a bit at a time so you can make sure you get the desired consistency.


Store-bought fake cum

You might not feel safe using your own homemade fake cum, and that’s also fine. There are lots of alternatives to choose from, both online and in your local sex shop.

This might be the best option if you want to use it as lube, as you’ll avoid the risk of getting a yeast infection.

There are options for all kinds of budgets out there, and most of them look and taste real. There are water-based products, such as Bad Dragon Cum, and even vegan-friendly alternatives such as liquid silk.

Master series jizz is a great water-based lube that is actually scented like real semen. Users have reported it tastes particularly awful, so though it’s safe for consumption, it might not be your best option if you want to use it orally.

If you have sensitive skin, you might prefer the hypoallergenic spunk lube, a silicon-water based lube that’s lightly scented and won’t leave any stains behind.

Common Questions about fake cum

Is it safe to use and eat fake cum? What about using it as lube?

It depends! It’s usually safe to apply on your body, but when it comes to eating it or applying the fake cum on your genitals, you’ll have to look at the ingredients.

If the fake cum includes sugar, it’s not a good idea to apply it vaginally nor anally.

When using store-bought fake cum, read the label and instructions carefully. You’ll know for sure if it’s safe to consume or use as lube. Some products can be applied to your genitals but can be dangerous to ingest.

Will it be tastier than real cum?

It might, depending on the recipe. If you want to swallow it, then make sure to use a pleasant-tasting alternative, especially the sweetest ones.It won’t taste as real, but it will be easier on your tastebuds.

If you want it to taste like the real thing, you can always avoid using sugar altogether and add a pinch of salt instead.